#70 ship

[littleliterarylesbian]

love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.

He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.

[tma-thoughts]

"Old man yaoi"

[theloopus]

gay 70s copaganda thesis is actually about the inherent homoeroticism of the western genre and the cultural image of the male cowboy it borrows from. or as Susan Sarandon once put it, "They got their guns out because they couldn't get their dicks out"

[tyrianludaship]

Hey if you're trans, non-binary or intersex and have f/os that live in the past, I want you to know that they would support you. They would not force you to detransition or think of you as lesser because of it. They maybe wouldn't understand at first and might say something ignorant or dumb, but they will always try their best to understand and respect you. Because that's what you deserve. And nothing less.

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

[lildoodlenoodle]

Some random Hobie information from the comics! I’ve specified where the movies might come in and fanon stuff!

Hobie, despite having a British/cockney accent in the movie and in the comics, lives in NYC in the comics(movie might b different).

Hobie is a homeless teen(I’m pretty sure his parents died) radicalized by his dystopian world.

He’s been Spiderman for 3 years(movie so most of his comics have probably passed) and his world is a weird combination of 1970s-1990s.

Canonically bad at naming things.

His friends/band are tired of his shit and regularly make fun of him for saving the multiverse.

The cops in Hobie’s world all have the venom symbiote, he uses his guitar to play frequencies that disrupt the symbiotes.

He kills Norman Osborn twice.

Yes he kills cops.

Full name is Hobart.

Originally he hated being called Spider-Punk.

He works with his worlds Daredevil(Mattea Murdock), Captain America(Captain Anarchy), Hulk(Robbie Banner), Ironheart(RiotHeart), Ms. Marvel, etc.

Most people in his ‘band’ can’t actually play lol.

With facism one of his other greatest enemies is capitalism and being ‘marketable’.

Hobie’s design was originally meant to be Spider UK, who later became Billy Braddock.

He also got a symbiote dog called Spider-Mutt in his latest run.

Gwen Stacy was a famous rockstar who died in his world, Hobie was a fan!

He was originally recruited to what I affectionately call the ‘Interdimensional Spider Death Squad’ run by the Superior Spider with Spider Noir (and eventually Miles and Jessica joined right before the teams merged)rather than the other group of spiders.

He was the one that brought Miles back into the ‘spider society’ when the inheritors came back.

In the comics he lives in a Welfare center in Brooklyn he and his friends/band operate, in the movie he lives in a boat!

Hobie has an interdimensional band with Gwen(drums), Pavitr(keyboard), Noir(bass), Anya(1616 vocals), and Ham(air guitar)

I can’t remember Hobie having any romantic interests in his universe, but fanon wise he is often shipped with his canon gay friend, Captain Anarchy aka Karl Morningdew, but Karl does have a canon boyfriend. But outside of his universe there’s a whole host of possible ships and some do include: Hobiemiles / punkflower hobiepav/chaipunk hobiegwen / ghostpunk

[seekmemystar]

James: you seem like a reasonable person-

Evan: I'm not.

[drowninkystar]

Jegulus haters need to read between the lines and see all the trans autistic dudes hiding in the shadows drooling over James Potter

(Plus the ones who want Lily to themselves)

[sunshinerainbowsandlollipops]

I just saw a post with someone saying something along the lines of 'you people keep JK Rowlings work relevant by enjoying her content and that is not a good thing. You should make it die out', but we keep it relevant by making everyone queer and honestly I think that's even better. It's also hilarious.

[futurequibblerjournalist]

It will forever piss me off that people need to make one part of rosekiller some uwu feminine soft boy when they’re literally the most dudebro ship out there

[littleliterarylesbian]

lesbian lily,,, oooo lesbian lily save me,,,,

[crimsonlovebartylus]

listen, someone, anyone - draw this as barty, regulus, evan and please make me happy.

thank you. <3

[goshyesvintageads]

Ship'n Shore Inc, 1971

[solarspringg]

I love being a multi shipper like yes let’s mix and match!!!

[princesslovinharmony]

I was just thinking about the sheer amount of ships we have in the Maurauders fandom and in the Harry Potter fandom and that the most popular ones are all queer (Wolfstar, Drarry, Jegulus, Rosekiller, etc.). And then I thought about that other very popular frenchise for Teenagers: Twilight. And this one has close to no queer ships at all!

Why is that?

[devine-fem]

whew, i’m sorry but i have to say it. polyamory is an actual relationship dynamic, it’s not a tool to fix ship wars. shipping spaces are made for specific ships, the whole “put them all into a polycouple” thing will never work. it’s not functional or sensible. it forces unwanted ships into other people’s spaces. spideypool spaces should be for spideypool. poolverine spaces should be for poolverine. if you mix the two, the only thing that will happen is that it will cause more shipping wars.

not everyone is enclined to multiship, even though i am personally a multishipper, it does not mean i like every single ship, i still am allowed to have personal preferences.

please keep poolverine out of spideypool spaces and please keep spideypool out of poolverine spaces. if you truly want these three to be some sort of throuple then at least have authentic intentions and nuance behind why instead of doing it so mindlessly. only then is it at least fun for everyone. going into poolverine and seeing “what about spideypool?” is just as annoying as going into spideypool spaces and seeing “replace him with wolverine!” stop it.

the “he has two hands thing” is starting to annoy me tremendously. this is not the take you think it is. i know someone’s gonna read this and be like “let people have fun!” yes, that’s literally what i’m saying, let EVERYONE have fun. be mindful of other people.

[nikkiruncks]

got a pretty face pretty boyfriend too